Our great nation is under siege! A terrorist threat has arisen - one so vile, so godless, that it would stop at nothing to tear our nation asunder. It hates liberty, freedom, and Jesus. So reprehensible, the CIA has discovered its plot to place a dirtified nuclear weapon full of anthrax in a nursing home - YOUR GRANDMA'S NURSING HOME!
Don't let its wholesome white-ness fool you; the red screams "communist!"...
... and despite its flatness, it is clearly a 'keffiyeh' ('Arab head towel' for you honkies.)
This video, dated Nov. 12, 2011, shows the brave Denver Police Department and the Colorado State Patrol working together to smash this terrorist threat. You can see it here in this disgusting video, criminally torturing the public sidewalk. (Him and his smug little hibachi BBQ friend. It's like Mussolini and Pol Pot joined forces).
Hold the line! That checkered Hitler knows kung-fu!
Yes! Stomp him down! No cost is too great to save the people of Denver from this rogue sadist! Not even 50 officers at $45/hr, plus overtime for 6 hours...wait... isn't that like, $20,000???
Ah well, *ahem*...Ok, that seems fucking stupid.
The terrorists have already won!
Seriously guys. I don't have a job, and I love breaking shit. I would have knocked that table over for $20.
ReplyDeleteI was so glad that mailbox survived.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, if you're all dressed up in riot gear and no one is rioting, you have to make it worth your while.
And if the city's excuse is that the camps are festering, smelly breeding grounds for bacteria, it seems that the practical approach would have been for the police to carefully dump the food into garbage cans rather than slathering it all over the ground. I'm just sayin'.......